Monday, September 15, 2014

August Horror Block

Ok so my slacking ass didnt get this posted yesterday even though I said I was going to. Guess I just lost track of time and before I knew it I had friends here for a BBQ. But since I stayed home sick from work today (Felt all kinds of fucked this morning...Hopefully I feel better soon cause the Not So Scary Halloween Party is next week!) I got time to get this posted today.
 

 
So let's start with the smaller items first....
As always there is a copy of this months Rue Morgue...
 Next item is kinda cool...Check out this Tales From The Crypt Comic. Total nostalgic moment for me...

Here we have a totally cool bone pen. Seriously love it cause it reminds me of my favorite werewolf film...
Yep....remember this in Ginger Snaps....I obsessed over it when the movie came out...
 Ok so after totally geeking out over my bone pen back to the box...
We have a HUGE (7+ inch) Zombie decal....
 Then this months shirt. Now usually I woulda been kinda disappointed getting something from Alien I kinda jumped for joy when I saw this tribute to one of the best horror artists to ever live...
 So yea...I admit it....Alien was def not my favorite film. HOWEVER... The xenomorph is a stunning representation of Giger's best known work. If for some reason you don't know what I am talking about do your self a favor and look up his work! Find his website here: 
RIP H.R. Giger
 
Finally the "big" item in this months box. Now we are all used to and somewhat expecting a POP! vinyl or something so this was pretty cool....

Instead we got a full size Cult Classics Jigsaw action figure! There is even a tiny clown puppet and tricycle in the package.
 
So thats it for this month kiddies. I will post the next box as soon as I can :P
 
Licks & Lashes,
Mistress Tragedy 

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Horror Block July

Ok so I know I am waaaayyyy slacking but due to moving recently I have not had any time to make these posts. Finally I have a chance to sit down and show off. So without further ado here is the Horror Black from July...

 Now this is probably my favorite Horror Black to date even including the August Box (Which I will post shortly LOL)


First off is the amazing shirt!! I get the girly version. 
 How awesome is that!! From before Vampires sparkled!! I love that it is just a subtle nod to the movie too so only true fans will really recognize it.

As usual there is a copy of this month's Rue Morgue magazine. And really!!! Freakin awesome cover!! The article is pretty awesome too!

And of course we have the obligatory Pop! figure...
Now I am not a big Sharnado (Or sharks in general) fan but this one is pretty cool. I like the translucency they added to the water.

And we also got a cool little voodoo doll keychain...
 Not sure if all boxes got the same one but mine was Unkind Kenneth and he is supposed to be for lasting friendships.

Now my favorite item in the box...Most of you don't know I also have a hardcore Disney obsession so I was pretty stoked to find this in my box. And it does still fit the darker theme of the box so no worries...



 Are you freakin kidding me!! I couldn't be happier to add Sally to my collection. Oddly instead of most packages like this she actually had to be assembled (It was just 3 little pieces to pop together.)

So that was it for July...Gonna get the post up for August shortly.

Licks & Lashes,
Mistress Tragedy 

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Nerd Block: Horror Block

Ok so when I heard Nerd Block was starting a new box called Horror Block I knew I had to sign up. Hell I signed up almost 3 months ago so I would get this June box LOL. This box is a little more expensive than Box Of Dread but value wise they are right on par. Where BOD includes shipping in the $20 fee Nerd Block does not. Horror Block is $19.99 plus shipping (Which varies depending on where you live.) Horror Block is based in Canada so our friends up north can order this box as well!! Also price can vary just slightly. Horror Block always includes a shirt and for the larger sizes there is a small upgrade fee. Personally I love Horror tees and usually ones in womens styles are hard to find so this was a HUGE selling point for me. Anyway on with the box...
First thing I notice is this is not just a plain package. Horror block has taken the time to customize the box. Not something at all that would affect my opinion but just saying the box was way cool...

First off one thing I knew was coming was the current issue of Rue Mourge magazine. Horror Block has partnered with them so you will get the current issue in each box. So if you are a current subscriber you might want to consider that before renewing your subscription...
Next are the little filler items...These were kinda cool for filler. I got a bloody soap...it looks normal but turns red when you wash with it. Also I got some little horror movie decals. They can go on my phone/tablet/etc.
Then there was a Mystery Mini from Funko. I really love getting these guys but I am worried I will end up with doubles if the box services keep sending them...
Let's see what we got...
Ok so not a double but my least favorite of the series. Not a real big fan of Scream but hey...the fun of these guys is not knowing :P

And we got a full size POP figure from the Funko Walking Dead Series. Bit disappointed in the one I got but she is still awful cool...

And finally the t shirt. As I said you are guaranteed a shirt each month but you don't know what it is til you get it. I chose to get the womens fitted shirts in my box.
 And OMG!!! HOWFUCKINGAWESOME!! The first shirt is of course one of my very favorite characters!! I feel like I read something saying to order a size up but I ordered my size and it fit perfect!!

Overall super stoked with this first box. Got a few things I could do with or without but honestly I woulda payed the full price for just the shirt!! Super happy. Not sure if I will get the box next month due to my move but I will subscribe again as soon as I am able too ;)

Licks & Lashes,
Mistress Tragedy

June Box Of Dread...

So unfortunately this is gonna be my last BOD post for a couple months. With getting ready to move I have to cancel my subscription for the time being. That said there was some kinda cool items in this months box but nothing I really would have rushed out to get. I joined BOD for the unique promo items and though there was one this month I am pretty sure it is not a rare item. So here is the box...
 First off there where 2 small Godzilla minis. Not really a huge Godzilla fan but they are kinda cool. Probably will open them up and stick em on my desk once we move...
Next they sent a couple Pacific Rim items. Now I have not seen this movie due to everyone telling me how bad it was but someday I may get around to it.

The dog tags on top are a nice heavy metal tag.

Next we got 2 little zombie treat/popcorn type boxes. These are kinda cool but not at all something I feel is worth my time or money...

My favorite item this month is a thermal mug from the new Showtime program Penny Dreadful...

Kinda a cool mug but not something rare. I am pretty sure you could buy these on the Showtime website if ya wanted one :P

 Licks & Lashes,
Mistress Tragedy


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Maleficent Review (Spoilers Warning)...Disney redefining True Love

Ok so many of you may know who is my end all be all of evil villains...So when Angelina Jolie was cast I was a bit hesitant....
But like any good Disney addict following the character I HAD to go see this movie! Boy am I glad I did! It was AWESOME!!! The landscapes and costuming were simply breathtaking! (Though I do think they needed some purple for Maleficent but I understand it would have taken away from the continuity of the film design.) Seeing Maleficent's story told as it never has been before made her a much more relate-able and humane character. If you are going to see this film to relive Sleeping Beauty it will not happen. Readers beware from this point on there will be a few spoilers!!

As I stated before I felt the casting choice was a bit off...Until I saw the film. Angelina beautifully embodied this villain. This is the moment in the film that really made me say "Ok I am good with this now."
 This is what the original looked like....
Really Maleficent's story is one of heartbreak and betrayal by the king. Her curse was not so much aimed at Aurora as the king himself. As children Maleficent and Stefan become friends first and then move of a love interest. As they grew older Stefan kissed Maleficent and told her it was true love's kiss. As Stefan went off to pursue is desires for money and power Maleficent grew to lead and protect the Moors.
The king decided he wanted to take the magic and riches the Moors had and led his kingdom to battle. Maleficent protected her kingdom from the king. She called upon the trees to stand with her to protect their lands. Something I thought was beautiful in this was one of the "protectors" Looked quite like her dragon. (Don't worry...The actual dragon is still in the film later.)


In protecting her people the king wanted her dead. He vowed to make however killed her king. As this was always Stefans dream he paid Maleficent a visit. After them talking for the night and Maleficent becoming once again comfortable Stefan drugged her. Unable to kill her in her sleep he cut off her wings to present to the king as proof of her death. And Stefan was made king based on the promise given.
Upon Maleficent's awaking and realization of what happen she first seems a bit broken but you see her desire for revenge. One thing I really liked in this moment was the incorporation of Maleficent's staff. In this version she created the staff from a branch to aid her in walking without her wings. 
Just after this Maleficent finds a human torturing a Raven. This of course is Diablo (Now his name is Diaval.) Maleficent saves him from the human by making him human as well. Diaval pledges his allegiance to Maleficent for saving him. Throughout the film Diaval is changed from human to raven as well as a wolf and finally the Dragon.
Diaval reports to Maleficent that Aurora is born and there is to be a big celebration. Cut to the kingdom and we see the celebration happening complete with the 3 faeries: Flora, Fauna, & Merryweather (Now named Knotgrass, Thistlewit, & Flittle) Who are there to bestow their gifts on the princess. As in Sleeping beauty she is bestowed with Beauty and happiness by the first 2 faeries. As the 3rd faerie is making her wish Maleficent enters. This is where there was a slight change in the story. Instead of Maleficent cursing death and the faerie changing it to just sleep Maleficent only wishes the sleep. The curse is for her to prick her finger on a spinning wheel before sunset on her 16th birthday. She will then sleep forever. Upon King Stefan pleading and even getting on his knees to beg she decides to change the curse slightly. Instead of sleeping forever Aurora can only be awoken by true love's kiss. A slight to Stefan's worlds when they where children. Maleficent makes this an unbreakable curse.
As you can see in this there is no need for the 3rd faerie to make her wish at this point to put the kingdom to sleep for 100 years.
The king sends Aurora away with the Faeries until the day after her 16th birthday to protect her. All of the spinning wheels in the kingdom are taken to the palace and the wheels are burned. They are left in a unused room in the castle in heaps.
Maleficent watches over Aurora as she is growing when she realizes the faeries do not know how to care for a child. She uses Diaval to help protect Aurora as well. I think at this point she was just watching her to make sure her curse would happen. However as Aurora grows Maleficent grows fond of her. 
Maleficent creates the forest of thorns to protect her kingdom from the king.
 Aurora is very curious about the forest. One day when she is gazing at the thorns the kings army is also in the woods gearing up for battle. Maleficent puts Aurora to sleep and uses Diavol as a wolf to protect her kingdom. Upon defeat Maleficents curiosity leads to her bringing Aurora into her kingdom. When Aurora awakens she is mesmerized by all the Fae in the land as Maleficent watches on.
Aurora fells Maleficent watching her and asks her to step forward. Aurora says she has always know Maleficent was watching her and protecting her. She says Maleficent is her Fairy Godmother (Nice Disney traditional nod there.) When Maleficent asks why she thinks that Aurora tells her she has always she her shadow. They begin spending time together in Maleficents Kingdom and grow very close. Maleficent tries to lift the curse from Aurora but of course she made it binding. 
Aurora makes known to Maleficent she wishes to live with her in Moor Land. This leads Maleficent to encourage her to stay there before her 16th birthday in way of trying to block the curse.
It is on her way home to meet the Faeries Aurora meets Price Philip. It is just a chance encounter but they are smitten with each other at that time.
When Aurora arrives home to speak with the Faeries the accidentally tell her about her father being alive and the king. Aurora goes to find her father and be with him. When the king sees his daughter he orders her to be locked in her room until the next day (Her birthday). However Aurora finds a way out and is drawn to the room with all the old spinning wheels. The curse magically puts one of the wheels back together and she pricks her finger as desired.
Of course Aurora is found and taken to her bed. The king is gearing up for battle. In the meantime Maleficent is doing all she can to make it possible to break the curse. She does not believe in true love's kiss but Diaval convinces her that Prince Philip is her only possible chance. She puts Philip to sleep and travels to the castle with him to try to help Aurora. 
The king knowing Maleficents weakness has built a forest of thorns himself around the castle to keep her out. Maleficent must herself battle through the thorns to get to Aurora. She enters the castle with only slight battles from guards and delivers Philip to Aurora's door. Upon learning Philip is a prince the faeries force Philip to kiss her trying to break the curse. This does not work. 
Maleficent stands by Auroras beside with remorse about the curse. Crying she kisses Auroras forehead before she leaves the room and this wakes Aurora up. (True Love like no other...a woman's love for a child.) Aurora still wants to go and live with Maleficent upon awakening. As they are trying to leave the castle a battle ensues.
The king protected by Maleficents weakness seems poised to defeat Maleficent. She tries turning Diaval into her Dragon to protect her. 
It is not however Diaval that saves her but Aurora herself. Upon finding Maleficents still living wings in the castle she sets them free. As the king is ready to kill Maleficent her wings are returned to her body. The king and Maleficent battle. Maleficent defeats the king and spares him his life. The king is not as just and tries to kill Maleficent again. He falls off the castle tower and dies.
In the end we find Aurora and Maleficent back in the Land of the Moors. Maleficent removes her crown and announces Aurora will be queen. Philip is there as well but as you can see her was really not that relevant to this beautiful re-imagining of a classic tale. In this story both Aurora and Maleficent get their happy ending. JUST BRILLIANT!!
Licks & Lashes,
Mistress Tragedy

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

May Box Of Dread...

So yea...There were a few complainers about the size of this Months Box Of Dread but I am totally stoked on what's inside. Sure there are a few less items but the quality is superior to some of the past boxes I have received. If you hate the box so much Unsub and let those of us who like it enjoy it without all the whining.
 So the first thing I see in this box is a MASSIVE sticker. We are talking bigger than my whole hand LOL. Not sure where this is from but whatever I got a wicked awesome huge Zombie head LOL.
Next is a Scream Factory keychain. Kinda cool. These guys have been re-releasing some really great B Movie films over the last few years or so. Great to see a company keeps gems such as the original Sleepaway camp alive.
Next up I got a pack of Fangoria trading cards. As usual I didnt open these. I got so many packs of horror cards though I need to find something to do with them. Thinking of maybe decoupaging a shelf for all my horror goodies with them. I know I am like the gothic Martha Stewart LOL.
 And finally...The piece D Resistance in this box....
  Fuck yes!! I got a Pennywise FULL SIZE POP vinyl figure!!! How badass is that!!
 Honestly...I am kinda missing the horror movie promo type items that got me to sign up for the box originally but I still love the box over all. And the CS department is always there for you! Keep up the great work!

Licks & Lashes,
Mistress Tragedy